Welcome! This is the New Pug Dimension.

I'm still pushing my personal boundaries with HTML, so be charitable with your judgment.

Please do not fret, little one. You have been brought here for a reason.

WHO AM I?

the man dubbed "90th percentile of virtuous pug ownership" by forbe magazine

I am a GRUMBLEPILLED PUGCEL placed on this Earth to support the betterment of pugkind while fighting against pugphobia, terrier radicalism, and the triple-century anti-pug propaganda machine.

The Pug Dog Club of America famously filed a restraining order against me after one of my peaceful protests. I won't stop until EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is reverse sneezing in jail.

You should abandon everything you've been told about this world which is not yours. I'm here to better the pug. I do not accept the Breed's current unhealthy, which is a byproduct of mankind's original sin.

It is of no strain to me if you boys can't accept my God-given goals.

and NO hate allowed. this is a sanctuary of LOVE. If you don't like it, tough break, bigot. I hope a Boeing 747 divebombs straight into your house.

enjoy your stay and HAVE FUN!!! :)

FEATURES

This is a list of pugs I've employed in my Million Pug Army. These guys go through strenuous training, and they're real warriors, so please don't antagonize them. I ask that for your safety, not theirs.

Have you ever wondered where these guys came from? Not anymore, dude.

Pugs have been around since shortly after dirt was invented. So naturally, there has been plenty of time for unverifiable stories to have been passed down. I will recite some of them here.

Articles about pugs for those who wish to expand their knowledge, which is power.

Thank you so much for visiting my site. If you have any pug-related messages to share, please don't hesitate to do so. I will add ways for us to communicate later.